The Kingdom of Womble 11570 is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.712 billion Womble 11570ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The strong Womble 11570ian economy, worth 212 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 45,024 marks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 290,186 per year while the poor average 2,822, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 11570's national animal is the penguin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Womble 11570 is ranked 239,179^th in the world and 12,765^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.